my greatest accomplishment in high school was convincing my friend to blow his nose with a sheet of loose leaf paper during class because no one around us had any tissues.

gorsh i really hope lee pace has a special guest appearance or secret cameo on hamible because it just wouldn’t be a bryan fuller production without lee pace’s eyebrows. 

all i want from the hamible season finale is for someone to ask him, but why. why do you eat people.

and he slowly turns to them and whispers:

because it rhymes.

and then he does a grand jetée and disappears into the night.