one of those day lights where my beard looks particularly rouge.
except that tumblr compression kinda flattens the colours, because the beard actually looks a lot redder than this. sigh. compression, you ambiguous harlot.
i’m sorry compression. i don’t even know what you are. maybe it’s not your fault. maybe it’s just algorithms. whatever those are.
it takes me such a long time to set up before i start to record a video mostly because i always have a little solo photo session before hand and realize much later than i set the camera up for a reason.
i think my beard weighs as much as a small corgi puppy
i think my beard might actually be a small corgi puppy
named waffles
that seems like a proper nickname
it might also be heavy gauge corduroy
i don’t know
i might have to hire wolverine to trim it
i dunno, but my beard is looking particularly colourful today
maybe it was the light
maybe it was the possessed demon cat outside my window
it’s time for another round of how many pens i can fit into my beard
10
beat my previous record for two
it’s an exciting night!
i’m at selleck sea captain now i think
this is a very vain post to show off the colour of my beard
i mean, just look at that natural shading
muh, i don’t feel like studying
bored
let’s see how many pens i can fit in my beard
8
and then i couldn’t find anymore and was too lazy to get up and look
