4 March 2012 @ 3:31pm
one of those day lights where my beard looks particularly rouge.
except that tumblr compression kinda flattens the colours, because the beard actually looks a lot redder than this. sigh. compression, you ambiguous harlot.
i’m sorry compression. i don’t even know what you are. maybe it’s not your fault. maybe it’s just algorithms. whatever those are.
1 March 2012 @ 7:46pm
it takes me such a long time to set up before i start to record a video mostly because i always have a little solo photo session before hand and realize much later than i set the camera up for a reason.
20 February 2012 @ 4:33pm
i think my beard weighs as much as a small corgi puppy
i think my beard might actually be a small corgi puppy
named waffles
that seems like a proper nickname
it might also be heavy gauge corduroy
i don’t know
i might have to hire wolverine to trim it
2 February 2012 @ 6:15pm
i dunno, but my beard is looking particularly colourful today
maybe it was the light
maybe it was the possessed demon cat outside my window

30 January 2012 @ 10:51pm
30 January 2012 @ 8:50pm
it’s time for another round of how many pens i can fit into my beard
10
beat my previous record for two
it’s an exciting night!
28 January 2012 @ 1:30pm
i’m at selleck sea captain now i think
26 January 2012 @ 5:03pm
this is a very vain post to show off the colour of my beard
i mean, just look at that natural shading
25 January 2012 @ 10:44pm
muh, i don’t feel like studying
bored
let’s see how many pens i can fit in my beard
8
and then i couldn’t find anymore and was too lazy to get up and look